Thursday, June 15, 2006

It doesn't look like much...

Batteries not included

This pile of plunder is a briefcase. Some assembly required.

No fur-bearing animals were harmed during the creation of this briefcase. Allergy alert: may contain nutmeg , but we doubt it. Return for refund where applicable. Not recommended for persons with caffeine-restricted diets. Batteries are not included -- best of luck finding them. May cause irritability, sleeplessness or fractured molars after prolonged use. Contents under pressure. BHT added to preserve freshness. Shake well before using. No vacuum tubes or other user-serviceable parts inside. Do not operate under water.

I'll let you all know if me and the briefcase are still on speaking terms after it goes for The Big Wash.Probably not... damn thing hates me already.

Talk at you'se all laters ; thanks for reading.


At 3:40 p.m., June 19, 2006, Anonymous Laurie (Moo!) said...

Huh. Your briefcase looks a lot like my Weekend Getaway Satchel. Except my satchel has been felted.

I find that the parts of the bag lay around the house quite nicely. And I can use the back (or front, depending on how you're looking at it) to cover a filled laundry basket, thus making it a work of art.

At 11:48 p.m., June 20, 2006, Blogger Severina said...

You know once it's all felted you have free rein to take out all manner of revenge on the thing with pointed objects, laptop computers, and whole sets of encyclopedias. Then there's always the overripe fruit that leaks out of a lunchbag squashed at the very bottom.


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